Tuesday, March 11, 2014

The Bachelor Finale: Juan Pablo

Monday night was the final rose ceremony for this season's Bachelor: Juan Pablo. And I think everyone can agree that it was a terrible finale. Tell me, who actually wanted Juan Pablo as Bachelor again? I mean seriously, he had SO little screen time on Des's season so we had NO idea who this guy was.

There was probably a reason why he had little screen time on Des's season because anything he had to say was probably absolute crap (and I bet the camera-crew knew about it!) I was very hesitant to even watch this season because I didn't think I had a clear picture of who Juan Pablo was.

Turns out Juan Pablo is a player who desperately wants the spotlight to help his career. He uses his daughter for sympathy votes. Whenever he doesn't want to explain something or whenever he gets in trouble he hides behind the excuse of a language barrier. That excuse only works a few times and swiftly decreases if you've been speaking English for almost two decades.

...Oh I said something that revealed that I am a pig and a douche bag? Sorry language barrier!!...

(eye roll)

Basically I lost interest in this season after Andi left on her own, calling out Juan Pablo's nonsense. I didn't really care for the final two girls, they both were a bit on the annoying side.

This episode was too long. I kept thinking JUST END ALREADY!

So to sum up, Juan Pablo dumped Clare. And the bachelor was once again called out for his nonsense. How he played and used Clare. He said he was glad he didn't pick her. Ouch.
Then Clare said that she asked him if he loved her and he responded saying "I love f****** you." Double ouch. Really nice Juan Pablo, classy guy.

It gets better. And by better I mean why am I still watching this?

Juan Pablo decided NOT to propose to Nikki.
Yep! He decided he was not ready to get married and only asked if Nikki would accept the final rose.

She accepted it.

So onto the After the final rose episode, Nikki says she loves Juan Pablo absolutely, and get this....Juan Pablo still hasn't told Nikki he LOVES her! Ugh, why are you with him Nikki? Seriously, why?

Finally, this hellish season is over and the bachelorette will begin this summer.

Who is the next Bachelorette? Andi.

I'm kind of ambivalent that she is the next bachelorette. I liked her, but did I like her enough to watch an entire season of her finding love?

I was hoping Sharleen would be the chosen one, but I guess Andi will have to do.

****Renee is engaged and so if anyone is wondering that is why she won't be the next Bachelorette as I know she was a fan favorite****

What did you think of Juan Pablo as the Bachelor? Did he do a good job? Was he just an egotistical buffoon? How much do you hate him right now?

What do you think of Andi being the next Bachelorette?

Comment below!

Until next time!

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